I decided to be mischievous when I got repeated calls from a certain telecaller and wanted to end it all so he would never call again. EVER.
I agreed to give him my name and email id so he could send over whatever registration forms were needed. Honestly, I don’t know for what!
Let’s call this telecaller TC. Here’s how the last conversation went.
TC: ‘Thank you maam. I’ll email you the form. Please tell me your name.’
Me: ‘Ok, my name is Phebe Kynx.’
TC: ‘What is it maam?’
Me: ‘P-h-e-b-e K-y-n-x. Do you want me to spell it out for you?
TC: ‘Yes maam.’
Me: ‘Ok, here you go.
P as in Pneumonia, H as in Hour, E as in escherichia coli, B as in Buttercups-butterflies-dot-blogspot…
TC: ‘The first letter is T maam?’
Me: ‘No no, P, P as in Pneumonia.’
TC: ‘D maam?’
Me growling at him ‘I said Ppppppp, P as in Psychiatrist’
TC: A little confused and relieved at the same time, ‘okaay maam, I got you. Next?’
Me: ‘H as in hour’
Me: ‘No, its H, H as in Hour.’ I went on ‘E as in Escherichia, did you get that?’
Silence. Some fumbling again. I realized he was getting super confused and nervous. I realized that I had wasted at least 5 to 7 minutes in this farce.
Me: ‘Listen, I don’t want to waste time. Call me later.’
Click-I hung up. It’s been quite a few days, and I haven’t received that call yet. *Evil grin*
Note that the picture above is just a representation of goofiness, and has no connection to the post whatsoever.